FUNNY warnings about drinking alcohol

Newly issued alcohol warnings

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with a breath that could knock a buzzard off a wreaking dead animal that is one hundred yards away.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to assault you

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the boss what you really think of him.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burn on the forehead.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Psycho Bob.

(The above were provided by Aha Jokes)

Now for a few more:

WARNING:  Consumption of alcohol may make your auto correct on your text phone get you in more trouble than drunk texting.

WARNING:  Consumption of alcohol may make you sing like a rock star (nothing wrong with this one).

WARNING:  Consumption of alcohol may make you or the person you are talking to more attractive.

WARNING:  Consumption of alcohol may make you think you can dance; on the bar, on tables, etc.

WARNING:  Consumption of alcohol may make you share the thoughts in your head that you never wanted to share.

and one of the most important:....

WARNING:  Consumption of alcohol may make you have the time of your life but you won't know it until you log into Facebook the next day.

Please have a great time but drink responsibly.  


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Located:
Jimmy's Tavern (click for map)

324 S McCulloch Blvd, Pueblo, CO 81007